The Seven Things
my blog flag waves proudly, as is should for a site formerly so smutty - but someone asked this of me (and you'll pay severly) - so follows
THE SEVEN THINGS...
seven things I plan to do before I die:
1) rid myself of love not there
2) escape from a loveless marriage
3) go somewhere ive always wanted instead of just dreaming about it
4) find a better lover
5) teach her how to be even better
6) have someone, after theyve known me long enough, that cares about me more, or at least as much, as i care about them
7) go horse back riding in the north carolina mountains, up past the waterfalls, where the only sounds are the wind in the trees - and a sultry voice, whispering sweet nothings to me
seven things I can do:
1) lie - quite well at times
2) care about the people i dont lie to
3) live in a loveless marriage
4) bring humor to most any situation
5) tolerate most people
6) moan - loud, long and often
7) play with my dogs, and not care that i act childlike
seven things I can't do:
1) not smile when i see someone i care about
2) escape
3) not feel guilty about wanting to
4) make someone love me
5) sleep in past 7:00 am
6) dive - scuba, sky, stage (tho, i am pretty good at muff )
7) be mean
seven things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1) a sultry voice (like wantings - i just know it has to be)
2) nice puppies
3) her smile
4) deep eyes - the kind that draw you in
5) a sexy belly button
6) curves in all the right places
7) sacral dimples
seven things I say the most:
1) ya'll
2) i'm a mean mean man
3) would you like to?
4) thank you
5) dang it
6) yes sir
7) may i have another Mistress?
seven celebrity crushes (no particular order):
1) sophia loren - in her prime or right now; curvalicious
2) raquel welch - full figured gal; rubenesque
3) alyssa milano - watched her grow to womanhood
4) terri hatcher - i'll be her clark kent
5) eva longoria - latina personified
6) jessica alba - ever since dark angel
7) angelina jolie - just to see what all the fuss is about
THE SEVEN THINGS...
seven things I plan to do before I die:
1) rid myself of love not there
2) escape from a loveless marriage
3) go somewhere ive always wanted instead of just dreaming about it
4) find a better lover
5) teach her how to be even better
6) have someone, after theyve known me long enough, that cares about me more, or at least as much, as i care about them
7) go horse back riding in the north carolina mountains, up past the waterfalls, where the only sounds are the wind in the trees - and a sultry voice, whispering sweet nothings to me
seven things I can do:
1) lie - quite well at times
2) care about the people i dont lie to
3) live in a loveless marriage
4) bring humor to most any situation
5) tolerate most people
6) moan - loud, long and often
7) play with my dogs, and not care that i act childlike
seven things I can't do:
1) not smile when i see someone i care about
2) escape
3) not feel guilty about wanting to
4) make someone love me
5) sleep in past 7:00 am
6) dive - scuba, sky, stage (tho, i am pretty good at muff )
7) be mean
seven things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1) a sultry voice (like wantings - i just know it has to be)
2) nice puppies
3) her smile
4) deep eyes - the kind that draw you in
5) a sexy belly button
6) curves in all the right places
7) sacral dimples
seven things I say the most:
1) ya'll
2) i'm a mean mean man
3) would you like to?
4) thank you
5) dang it
6) yes sir
7) may i have another Mistress?
seven celebrity crushes (no particular order):
1) sophia loren - in her prime or right now; curvalicious
2) raquel welch - full figured gal; rubenesque
3) alyssa milano - watched her grow to womanhood
4) terri hatcher - i'll be her clark kent
5) eva longoria - latina personified
6) jessica alba - ever since dark angel
7) angelina jolie - just to see what all the fuss is about
posted by baddandy at 8:27 PM
7 Comments:
hmmm, all dark-haired chicks...and please, please tell me what's the punishment..oops i mean price for tagging?
i would love to say something that would get so flagged and i don't wanna shut you down cause seeker passed along a totally mmmmm mind at 3a.m.
badandy is only bad in name...we all know that...and you'd love my voice, sweetie...btw...Lewis knows how to get rid of the flags..
I'm gonna jump on the haircolor bandwagon. Why no dirty blondes?
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watcher - your punishment will be doled out in small portions - glad to hear you got occupied by ummm yeah tho
puzzy - now if i can only get you to open up for me (j/t)
wanting - i am BAD - im mean and i want my flag - but i cant wait to hear the voice
DB - arent dirty blonds just brunettes in hiding - besides youre number one on the non-celebrity list
tonyy - ahhhhh my first spammer - hope my reply is appropriate
oh jeez now small portions of punishment...i know i am-- whoops, that wasn't gonna sound right...try again... nice to see that my twisted mind is on a par with some others. besides, small portions mean more opportunities. wave on....lol. that's a little twisted too. good thing once a week is almost here...again
Erm...I still do not get the whole tag thing...but I have been told that I should be happy it has not happened to me.
-N
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